safety dance

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.

I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^

by Tomicide January 14, 2005

armenian drop kick

When you come up from behind and kick her vag till it bleeds!!

Oh shit son, you just armenian drop kick'd the mailman!

by Tomicide January 14, 2005

The Vestible

The Asshole of the internet

i need a reason to commit suicide, lets visit the Vestibule!!

by Tomicide November 19, 2004

7-10 split

7 in the front, 10 in the back.

The Harlem Globe Trotters decided to give my mom the 7-10 split last night.

by Tomicide November 18, 2004

the bohemian mudslide

when you fuck a bohemain chick in the anus till the brown falls out.

watch out when you do the bohemian mudslide, it gave me the clap!

by Tomicide November 19, 2004