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Definitions by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough

Protoctical Illusion 

Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.
David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.

Cephalanalectomy 

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.
Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.
Someone who is absolutely craaaaazzzy about the female breast.
Mardi Gras is a great place for tittiots...so long as they have lots of beads.

Entremaneur 

Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.
Ted Kennedy certainly is a great entremaneur.

Puscatore 

Noun: Describing the personal qualities of having a nominal form of toughness while actually manifesting ineffective wimpiness.

This word was invented by QuattrOne on the Oddly Enough boards at Yahoo.
The French are a puscatore nation.