TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough's definitions

Inflatulous

That swelling, bloated feeling one gets due to an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. Or, the suffering caused by the accumulation of gas in that same intestinal track.

I just boiled cabbage and beer and I am so inflatulous I think I'm going to explode!

My stomach is so inflatulous I can't fasten my pants.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough November 15, 2010

Puscatore

Noun: Describing the personal qualities of having a nominal form of toughness while actually manifesting ineffective wimpiness.

This word was invented by QuattrOne on the Oddly Enough boards at Yahoo.

The French are a puscatore nation.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough June 23, 2004

tragicomical

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.

The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough July 5, 2010

Memorectomy

The surgical removal of a memory. This is best performed using tequila.

I drank a lot of tequila last night...woke up with a total memorectomy of the entire evening.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough August 15, 2017

Protoctical Illusion

Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.

David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough February 5, 2007