When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough November 15, 2010

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.
The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough July 05, 2010

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough August 15, 2017

Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough March 25, 2019

The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough April 25, 2011
