Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough

Protoctical Illusion

Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.

David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.

Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.

The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.

Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

The surgical removal of a memory. This is best performed using tequila.

I drank a lot of tequila last night...woke up with a total memorectomy of the entire evening.