12 definitions by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough

That swelling, bloated feeling one gets due to an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. Or, the suffering caused by the accumulation of gas in that same intestinal track.
I just boiled cabbage and beer and I am so inflatulous I think I'm going to explode!

My stomach is so inflatulous I can't fasten my pants.
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Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
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The surgical removal of a memory. This is best performed using tequila.
I drank a lot of tequila last night...woke up with a total memorectomy of the entire evening.
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The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.
Billy Bob and Ethel are such buffetish fools, they have been thrown out of Sizzler's three times.
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