Cephalanalectomy

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.

Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

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tragicomical

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.

The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.

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Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.

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The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.

Billy Bob and Ethel are such buffetish fools, they have been thrown out of Sizzler's three times.

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The surgical removal of a memory. This is best performed using tequila.

I drank a lot of tequila last night...woke up with a total memorectomy of the entire evening.

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