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ho ho ho
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Santa
'
s
cry
, or three prostitutes.
ho ho
ho, it'
s
christmas
!
ho ho ho
by
Tom Thirwall
August 30, 2003
Word of the Day on December 24, 2005
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spaff
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spunk
,
jizz
, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum,
spunk
.
the
end
result of
shaking hands
with the
wookie
.
spaff
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Tom Thirwall
August 30, 2003
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globbits
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cry
of
frustration
fuck, shit,
arse
,
bugger
, oh globbits
boney
has disapeared.
globbits
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Tom Thirwall
August 30, 2003
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fnaar
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A
state
of
misunderstanding
.
Dude
...i
feel
so fnaar right
now
...
fnaar
by
Tom Thirwall
August 30, 2003
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muthafuckinshit
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abbreviation
of "mother
fucking shit
"
DUDE
!! she'
s
the muthafuckinshit
aint
she??
muthafuckinshit
by
tom thirwall
August 30, 2003
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