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ho ho ho
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Santa's
cry
, or
three
prostitutes
.
ho ho
ho, it's
christmas
!
ho ho ho
by
Tom Thirwall
August 30, 2003
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spaff
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spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager
little swimmers
,
tadpoles
, wee men,
jizzum
, spunk.
the end
result of
shaking hands
with
the wookie
.
spaff
by
Tom Thirwall
August 30, 2003
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globbits
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cry
of
frustration
fuck
, shit, arse,
bugger
, oh globbits
boney
has disapeared.
globbits
by
Tom Thirwall
August 30, 2003
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fnaar
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A
state
of
misunderstanding
.
Dude
...i
feel
so fnaar
right now
...
fnaar
by
Tom Thirwall
August 30, 2003
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muthafuckinshit
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abbreviation
of "
mother fucking
shit
"
DUDE
!! she's the muthafuckinshit
aint
she??
muthafuckinshit
by
tom thirwall
August 30, 2003
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