Definitions by Tom Scott

Awub 

The noise made when consuming life enhanching turkey or perchance an apple.

Oh dear!I've got a mortal wound, aha a Turkey!Awub!Full energy!

Awub by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Knobber 

An idiot or fool.

You are such a Knobber!

Knobber by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Space Docking 

The act of buggering somone else, often of the same sex with a frozen turd.

Baz: Hey rastall do you wanna go space docking later?
Will: You bet! scrum down!

Space Docking by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Poor 

Rubbish, not very good.
Used by some people to describe DT work, who also say scrum down.

Sir: Er freddy (som of bernie white) that casting is poor my son!
Freddy: thanks sir scrum down!

Poor by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Monte Carlo 

The most used and most prestigious of racing circuits which everyone knows. Apart from Will Rastall of Leeds...
Also means superlative

see spoiler

that party was Monte Carlo!

Monte Carlo by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Nugget

A chunk of valuable metal.
OR an idiot or buffoon, like howard or baz.

(After he decides he loves men):
You are a nugget Mike...

Nugget by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Spoiler

A pice of bodywork usuall on the rear of a car which "spoils" the airflow, thereby creating downforce over the rear wheels. Which everyone knows except Will Rastall...

see also jessops

How am i supposed to know what a spoiler is?

Spoiler by Tom Scott February 12, 2003