spike

The guy in Notting Hill who is superlative but is not superior at all to 4 Weddings and a Funeral

by Tom Scott March 15, 2003

Space Docking

The act of buggering somone else, often of the same sex with a frozen turd.

Baz: Hey rastall do you wanna go space docking later?
Will: You bet! scrum down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Scrum Down!

Great, amazing. A term meaning generally good.

A:Party at mine this weekend!
B:Scrum Down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Awub

The noise made when consuming life enhanching turkey or perchance an apple.

Oh dear!I've got a mortal wound, aha a Turkey!Awub!Full energy!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

classic intercourse

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.

"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Sellout

When you reject your friends amazing birthday soiree because youre tired. My arse. Poor ickle you Phallus boy.A prime example is will rastall.

No sorry Will I cant come to your Soiree because (cry cry) Im tired.

(Really hes just space docking howard and baz in a flying jessops on the way to monte carlo)

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus

God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003