Definitions by Tom Scott

Scrum Down! 

Great, amazing. A term meaning generally good.

A:Party at mine this weekend!
B:Scrum Down!

Scrum Down! by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Knobber 

An idiot or fool.

You are such a Knobber!

Knobber by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Monte Carlo 

The most used and most prestigious of racing circuits which everyone knows. Apart from Will Rastall of Leeds...
Also means superlative

see spoiler

that party was Monte Carlo!

Monte Carlo by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Spoiler

A pice of bodywork usuall on the rear of a car which "spoils" the airflow, thereby creating downforce over the rear wheels. Which everyone knows except Will Rastall...

see also jessops

How am i supposed to know what a spoiler is?

Spoiler by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Poor 

Rubbish, not very good.
Used by some people to describe DT work, who also say scrum down.

Sir: Er freddy (som of bernie white) that casting is poor my son!
Freddy: thanks sir scrum down!

Poor by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Nugget

A chunk of valuable metal.
OR an idiot or buffoon, like howard or baz.

(After he decides he loves men):
You are a nugget Mike...

Nugget by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Sellout 

When you reject your friends amazing birthday soiree because youre tired. My arse. Poor ickle you Phallus boy.A prime example is will rastall.

No sorry Will I cant come to your Soiree because (cry cry) Im tired.

(Really hes just space docking howard and baz in a flying jessops on the way to monte carlo)

Sellout by Tom Scott February 12, 2003