Sellout

When you reject your friends amazing birthday soiree because youre tired. My arse. Poor ickle you Phallus boy.A prime example is will rastall.

No sorry Will I cant come to your Soiree because (cry cry) Im tired.

(Really hes just space docking howard and baz in a flying jessops on the way to monte carlo)

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus

God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Knobber

An idiot or fool.

You are such a Knobber!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

spike

The guy in Notting Hill who is superlative but is not superior at all to 4 Weddings and a Funeral

by Tom Scott March 15, 2003

Awub

The noise made when consuming life enhanching turkey or perchance an apple.

Oh dear!I've got a mortal wound, aha a Turkey!Awub!Full energy!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

classic intercourse

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.

"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Space Docking

The act of buggering somone else, often of the same sex with a frozen turd.

Baz: Hey rastall do you wanna go space docking later?
Will: You bet! scrum down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003