Tom Lane's definitions

Fastard

Shortening of \"Fat Bastard\"

I was enjoying the movie until some fastard came and sat in front of me.

by Tom Lane April 26, 2005

red sox

redsox are the lovable losers of the MLB. Yankees are far better and have 26 world championships. Redsox fan suicide rate is higher than any group of ppl on earth because they suck so bad.

P1: Do you like the redsox?
P2: (Suckerpunches P1) FUCK YOU, do you think I'm a fucking fag?

by Tom Lane April 24, 2005

queen

Queen was NOT the first band to top the charts with a song over 5 minutes you moron! what about hey jude with the beatles? that was number one for like 4 weeks. queen was good but don't overrate them.

queen is easy come easy go, little high little low

by Tom Lane July 23, 2006

Rankling

An ugly girl (a girl who is rank).

Let's leave, this party is full of ranklings.

by Tom Lane April 26, 2005