Procrasterbate

To combine the acts of procrastinating and masterbating.

I was going to vote, instead i procrasterbates.

by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007

bohemian subway

While having sex with a woman doggystyle you pull your dick out and a stick a pvc pipe up her ass and roll as many matchbox cars down the pipe into her rectum as you can.

In order to give a bohemian subway you need pvc pipe and a small car collection

by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007