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boomerwank

The act of bringing oneself to ejaculation only for the 'load' to arc back into your face.
Argh! I'm blinded by boomerwank!
by Tom John November 4, 2004
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devils hood

Bruh you still got the devils hood
by Tom John September 1, 2021
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flivid

(Originator - Daz Cook / Rich Collins)

The state of being furious and livid at the same time.
A guitar string is snapped by Rich in practice.

"Flivid."
by Tom John August 31, 2005
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twave

I'm well 'ungry, I'm gonna put a cottage pie in twave.
by Tom John October 30, 2004
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ambi-wanker

Someone who nobs both of their hands.

(Originator- Steve Mansfield)
That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!
by Tom John December 12, 2004
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scare

Named after Dennis Q. Scare.
I possess the power of purest scare. Fear it.
by Tom John October 30, 2004
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Scutty

A derogatory term for a female of the underclass. Implies lack of hygiene and that the girl is an "easy lay".
Urgh, what a scutty bint.
by Tom John August 31, 2005
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