Someone who nobs both of their hands.
(Originator- Steve Mansfield)
That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!
(Originator - Daz Cook / Rich Collins)
The state of being furious and livid at the same time.
A guitar string is snapped by Rich in practice.
The act of bringing oneself to ejaculation only for the 'load' to arc back into your face.
Argh! I'm blinded by boomerwank!
Derbyshire slang for the microwave.
I'm well 'ungry, I'm gonna put a cottage pie in twave.
Named after Dennis Q. Scare.
I possess the power of purest scare. Fear it.
A derogatory term for a female of the underclass. Implies lack of hygiene and that the girl is an "easy lay".
Urgh, what a scutty bint.