Tom John's definitions

boomerwank

The act of bringing oneself to ejaculation only for the 'load' to arc back into your face.

Argh! I'm blinded by boomerwank!

by Tom John November 4, 2004

flivid

(Originator - Daz Cook / Rich Collins)

The state of being furious and livid at the same time.

A guitar string is snapped by Rich in practice.

"Flivid."

by Tom John August 31, 2005

devils hood

Uncircumcised skin on the rip of a penis

Bruh you still got the devils hood

by Tom John September 1, 2021

twave

Derbyshire slang for the microwave.

I'm well 'ungry, I'm gonna put a cottage pie in twave.

by Tom John October 30, 2004

ambi-wanker

Someone who nobs both of their hands.

(Originator- Steve Mansfield)

That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!

by Tom John December 12, 2004

Scutty

A derogatory term for a female of the underclass. Implies lack of hygiene and that the girl is an "easy lay".

Urgh, what a scutty bint.

by Tom John August 31, 2005

scare

Named after Dennis Q. Scare.

I possess the power of purest scare. Fear it.

by Tom John October 30, 2004