Definitions by Tom John

devils hood

Uncircumcised skin on the rip of a penis

Bruh you still got the devils hood

devils hood by Tom John September 1, 2021

Scutty 

A derogatory term for a female of the underclass. Implies lack of hygiene and that the girl is an "easy lay".

Urgh, what a scutty bint.

Scutty by Tom John August 31, 2005

flivid

(Originator - Daz Cook / Rich Collins)

The state of being furious and livid at the same time.

A guitar string is snapped by Rich in practice.

"Flivid."

flivid by Tom John August 31, 2005

ambi-wanker

Someone who nobs both of their hands.

(Originator- Steve Mansfield)

That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!

ambi-wanker by Tom John December 12, 2004

boomerwank 

The act of bringing oneself to ejaculation only for the 'load' to arc back into your face.

Argh! I'm blinded by boomerwank!

boomerwank by Tom John November 4, 2004

twave 

Derbyshire slang for the microwave.

I'm well 'ungry, I'm gonna put a cottage pie in twave.

twave by Tom John October 30, 2004

scare 

Named after Dennis Q. Scare.

I possess the power of purest scare. Fear it.

scare by Tom John October 30, 2004