Tom Dumb's definitions

slapstick

Penis.

I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!

by Tom Dumb February 9, 2024

slaphappy

Slaphappy is how you feel when you slap your slapstick a lot.

I've been feeling quite slaphappy lately! Slap! Slap!! Slap!!! Squirt!!!

by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

Duke

A bowel movement.

I've got to take a duke.

by Tom Dumb February 11, 2024

Slapjack

A slapjack is a guy who likes to frequently slap his slapstick. He's often slaphappy.

Hey slapjack quit jerking off and get back to work!

by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024