Definitions by Tom Dumb

Duke 

A bowel movement.

I've got to take a duke.

Duke by Tom Dumb February 11, 2024

Slapjack

A slapjack is a guy who likes to frequently slap his slapstick. He's often slaphappy.

Hey slapjack quit jerking off and get back to work!

Slapjack by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

slaphappy 

Slaphappy is how you feel when you slap your slapstick a lot.

I've been feeling quite slaphappy lately! Slap! Slap!! Slap!!! Squirt!!!

slaphappy by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

slapstick 

Penis.

I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!

slapstick by Tom Dumb February 9, 2024