by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) February 03, 2004

He is The Mass - he is the monster mass.
Children, don't be fooled, he isn't going to give you sweets, he's going to penetrate your rectum 'til it bleeds.
Children, don't be fooled, he isn't going to give you sweets, he's going to penetrate your rectum 'til it bleeds.
See 'The Bazement' for more information
by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) March 13, 2004

Jimmy Jee Bop: Ha, that tank reminds me of that great Pet Shop Boys song!
Joey Jojo Bopper: Hehe, Jimmy, you're such a n00bster
Joey Jojo Bopper: Hehe, Jimmy, you're such a n00bster
by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) March 30, 2003

On the outside, he's a long-haired, drug-taking, alcoholic, flash-obsessed....fag.
On the inside....well I think this song sums him up best:
Listen to me sister
And hear me brother too
This song contains a message
And it might apply to you
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?
Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.
Listen to me people
No matter what you do
The thing that really counts in life
Is to yourself be true
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?
Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.
<bridge>
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
On the inside....well I think this song sums him up best:
Listen to me sister
And hear me brother too
This song contains a message
And it might apply to you
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?
Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.
Listen to me people
No matter what you do
The thing that really counts in life
Is to yourself be true
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?
Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.
<bridge>
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Some guy: Hey, mr Hursthouse, will you do a website for me? And sell me some drugs?
Hursty: Well....This is my day off...but you're hot, so I guess I can make exceptions ;)
Hursty: Well....This is my day off...but you're hot, so I guess I can make exceptions ;)
by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) December 28, 2003

Some metal *d00d* - Hey, don't ya think KoRn are da best, innit!
Opeth fan - No. Be quiet, cockmonkey. Opeth ownz j00 b0'/0
Opeth fan - No. Be quiet, cockmonkey. Opeth ownz j00 b0'/0
by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) March 31, 2003
