ditchill

He's in love with me, apparently. Can't afford me though.
Ditchill: I'm in love with Tom.
Everyone: Yeah, we know, ya little ferret.
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METULLLL

NORSK1 ARISK! BLACK metutlLLLLL1!!!11! KVLT GR1M TR00 N3CR0 UBER-METULULLLLL11!!

Like Rammstein.
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n00bster

An internet word, used by Pet Shop Boys fans and people who like tanks.
Jimmy Jee Bop: Ha, that tank reminds me of that great Pet Shop Boys song!
Joey Jojo Bopper: Hehe, Jimmy, you're such a n00bster
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the_real_wolverinalonz

He is The Mass - he is the monster mass.

Children, don't be fooled, he isn't going to give you sweets, he's going to penetrate your rectum 'til it bleeds.
See 'The Bazement' for more information
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cradle of filth

Ok, let's get something clear here. Cradle of Filth are NOT black metal. They're symphonic, watered down metal with black metal elements, nothing more. Real black metal is Darkthrone, Burzum, Immortal, Mayhem, old Emperor.
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