Tom's definitions

sula

A Cuban guy that rapes children. Also a guy that has a large collection of hentai porn on his computer.

"You want to come with me, I have candeee..."

by Tom August 13, 2003

tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

by Tom December 22, 2004

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004

Sadist

The deriving of sexual gratification or the tendency to derive sexual gratification from inflicting pain or emotional abuse on others

by Tom July 10, 2003

Bamber

broke; bad; stupid; boring; ugly; turnoff; crappy

This party is bamber.

Look at her, that girl is bamber.

The club was so bamber last night.

by Tom June 4, 2004

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

Bish Bosh

A term used to describe an improper or unfinished piece of work usually due to laziness.

1) I finished the project but it's a bit bish bosh

2) "But honey, what about my orgasm?"
"I'm just feeling a bit bish bosh"

by Tom June 15, 2003