Toes migee's definitions

Toes-migee

Toes migee
When all of your roommates at 5am hit the whip and name each one of there toes with the popular song “fireflies” plays
And they all die randomly at 6:59 to 7:01.

“Ugh why do my roommates always Toes-migee at 5am?”

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

Smoigle-phlogle

Smoigle-phlogle
Is when you wake up at 5 in the morning have a shower, fall in the shower 2 times, eat breakfast than trip 87 times on the stairs down to the basement, get lost in your own bathroom and burn your paints without hands.

“AAAAAAA IM DIEING THAT WAS A MAJOR Smoigle-phlogle 100% IM SO DEAD WHERE AM I WHERE IS MY HANDS I HAVE SCOLIOSIS AAAAAAAAAA! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE OH THE PAIN IM AAAAAAA—“

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

Sugonme

Sugonme-
When someone ordered a pizza and did not have any money to pay.

“UwU I owdewd a pizza and I down have any money” “But why did you Sugonme?”

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

Frèšh

Frèšh-
A very good and recently made French dinner.

“That was so Frèšh 🤌“

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

Ziplickee

Ziplickee Or Ziplicked
It’s when someone licks you in a part that is covered by a zipper.

*zip* “AAAAAAAA” *licks* EEEEEE!? WAS THAT A Ziplickee!

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

Clawch

Clawch Is when a furry or a cat Jumps on your balls unexpectedly.

“This work is so hard… AAAAA I GOT CLAWCHED BY MY CAT!…”

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

Shmoopi-Doopy

A Shmoopi-Doopy Is when you rub your poop on a living animal or human.

I smeared my poop on my Mom!.. oh well that was a good Shmoopi-Doopy.

by Toes migee September 16, 2022