Definitions by Todd Griffin

fica 

When the money from your next paycheck is already spoken for. Named after the mysterious government agency who takes money from your paycheck before you get it.

Yeah, so the mechanic says I need a new muffler. Gonna have to fica my next paycheck.

fica by Todd Griffin March 9, 2007

Willisiest 

The ultimate peak of Bruce Willis doing his Bruce Willis thing, with non stop quips and excessive violence, in which our boy Bruce makes a face like a monkey every time he shoots a gun.

Have you seen "The Last Boy Scout?" Man, that is Bruce at his Willisiest!

Willisiest by Todd Griffin February 3, 2007

Pornfunkel 

While used to describe the brief pornographic career of former Simon and Garfunkel singer Art Garfunkel,the term can be used to describe any former star who resorts to displaying their body in pornographic images or films.

Did you hear about that kid from Step by Step? Couldn't find any work, had to go all Pornfunkel.

Pornfunkel by Todd Griffin November 16, 2006