Tobeezy's definitions

Fade Away

When trying to smash a chick and she is reluctant. You go down on her and provide her with cunnilingus to try and persuade her to have sex. The concept is, Its like a Fade Away jumpshot, you may hit it you may not.

Man1: Dog you was in there all night did you hit?
Man2: Bruh, I hit her with the fade away and it ended up smashing 2x.

by Tobeezy January 3, 2019

Bachelor Bucket List

Various things to do before you kill your bachlerhood and settle down.

Man1: I wanna go on a vacation by myself and have a bunch of 1 night stands.

Man2: Well add that to your Bachelor Bucket List.

by Tobeezy January 4, 2019

Wishie

noun: A person that simply tries too hard. Desperately in search for something that just is not obtainable. If this person had 3 wishes, they would wish for more wishes. They would wish their friend three wishes so that on their last wish, their friend would wish them three more wishes. The word is derived from the word "junkie". Originally coined wish junkie then shortened to wishie.

Look at that fool rummaging through the ashtray looking for something to smoke. What a damn wishie.

by Tobeezy March 26, 2011

Nbb

An acronym for no brokeback. Its the same as no homo, a lot more discreet and faster to type.

Yo, that is a fly ass shirt you got on bro.. nbb..

by Tobeezy June 1, 2015

meme science

Accentuates the fact that people place such credence and belief in the memes they post that one day memes will be a credible source for research and even probably even become its own religion. And the verbiage on the meme is so ridiculous that its obvious it serves to perpetuate a certain agenda.

According to meme science, a real man goes to the store and buys tampons for his girl. #memescience.

by Tobeezy August 17, 2016

homie fund

When you spot ur homie something like money, chronic, drank or whatever not expecting him to pay you back. Simply cause you know he's gonna spot you some time in the future.

Homie1: Damn this steak is 20 bucks! I only got 10.
Homie2: I got you. Don't worry about it, just put it on the homie fund.

by Tobeezy March 28, 2016

Residoodoo

Doodoo (poop/shit/fecal matter) residue. The brown dark area around the butthole where women usually get bleached. There can be residoodoo on the man's penis after anal sex.

Man homegirls butthole was burnt with that residoodoo. Look like a firecracker went off between her butt cheeks.

by Tobeezy June 10, 2018