Definitions by Tingle Likes Rupees
decking rad
decking rad by Tingle Likes Rupees January 9, 2017
Fashion Mullet
Fashion Mullet by Tingle Likes Rupees December 12, 2016
aging gracefully
What happens when you don't excessively smoke/sunbathe/drink/do hard drugs and moisturize every day.
Also helps if you have higher melanin content in your skin, although this is not always true if you do the former things.
Also helps if you have higher melanin content in your skin, although this is not always true if you do the former things.
aging gracefully by Tingle Likes Rupees December 10, 2016
hipster wannabe
Someone who identifies as a hipster.
Calling oneself a hipster completely goes against the purpose of being one. A wannabe hipster also probably does not know anything about the indie kid movement during the 2000s, which is what the 30+ year old hipsters of the 2010s became.
Also, a hipster wannabe follows out-dated hipster trends such as listening to Arctic Monkeys, Fleet Foxes, Kaspian, Halsey, Marina and the Diamonds and The Blockheads, riding a fixie, shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. As such things have become part of the mainstream now. Hipster "clothing" is mainstream and trendy now. You are not a hipster.
Being a hipster would be being scene because it's unpopular and dead.
Just Blame Tumblr. For Everything.
Calling oneself a hipster completely goes against the purpose of being one. A wannabe hipster also probably does not know anything about the indie kid movement during the 2000s, which is what the 30+ year old hipsters of the 2010s became.
Also, a hipster wannabe follows out-dated hipster trends such as listening to Arctic Monkeys, Fleet Foxes, Kaspian, Halsey, Marina and the Diamonds and The Blockheads, riding a fixie, shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. As such things have become part of the mainstream now. Hipster "clothing" is mainstream and trendy now. You are not a hipster.
Being a hipster would be being scene because it's unpopular and dead.
Just Blame Tumblr. For Everything.
hipster wannabe by Tingle Likes Rupees December 9, 2016
Fuckman
A fuckboy 35 + years old that still, surprisingly hasn't grown the fuck up yet.
Since all the women his age can see past his bullshit now, are probably married, or in his eyes "all dried up" even though he is in the same boat as them, the fuckman now preys on women 15 years younger than him, much to the young women's disgust and fear.
AKA most millennial males in like 10-20 years at the rate we are going.
Since all the women his age can see past his bullshit now, are probably married, or in his eyes "all dried up" even though he is in the same boat as them, the fuckman now preys on women 15 years younger than him, much to the young women's disgust and fear.
AKA most millennial males in like 10-20 years at the rate we are going.
Fuckman by Tingle Likes Rupees November 17, 2016
Faded Fairy
Faded Fairy by Tingle Likes Rupees October 7, 2016
Postbation
When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.
Post + Probation = Postbation.
Aka Facebook Jail.
Post + Probation = Postbation.
Aka Facebook Jail.
Postbation by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016