A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.
If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.
when a man is being orally satisfied and the cock sucker chokes on his dick and then pukes on said dick.
guy 1: will you give me puky meat and then suck on my puky meat.
guy 2: you bet! you slut
A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats
girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...
When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.
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a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.
Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.
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When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.
Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.
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A mythical man, cousin of The Sand Man, who has a reputation of sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep and slipping severed mammary glands and warm guts(mostly mammary glands) under your pillow. He jacks off onto your pillow by you mouth before he leaves.
Do you know the Mammary Man...Mammary Man...Mammary Man?
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