TimmerOU812's definitions

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

Hornk

A BOOGER that is accidentally shot out of a nostril, usually while holding in a hearty laugh, resulting in the random projection of the snot ball.

I'm glad that chick didn't see my HORNK go into her popcorn at the movie last night.

by TimmerOU812 November 29, 2014

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020