4 definitions by Tim the man

Slytherin

The house full of punk ass kids at Hogwarts. The kids in this house are donkeys who listen to rap music. If black people went to Hogwart they would be in this house.

Yo shorty, run your wallet, your in Slytherin now bitch. I'll pop a cap in your British ass.

by Tim the man December 17, 2004

Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

by Tim the man March 26, 2018

Ravenclaw

This is were the nerd wizards are sent. They are wicked Hebrew here. These kids are usually unathletic because they get smoked in quidditch. Usually the Jewish kids at Hogwarts.

We celebrate Hanaka and play Pokemon at Ravenclaw.

by Tim the man December 17, 2004

Gryffindor

The rich white kids stay at this house at Hogwarts. They are the jokes and cool people. They kick ass in quidditch. They have bindge drinking games and wild toga parties at night. Harry Potter goes there. Also see Animal House

Toga party at Gryffindor!

by Tim the man December 17, 2004