Tim Jerome's definitions

Boo

A term of endearment African Americans use when referring to each other. It is derived from the word jigaboo and used mostly by black females when speaking to black males.

Black chick talking to either her:

1.) Fatherless son: "Ay, boo. Time for bed.

2.) Boyfriend: "Ay, boo. When do'ya get outta prison?"

3.) Girlfriends: "It's nice to be chillin' with my boos."

by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

Forrest Gump

When you have intercourse with a fat guy's belly button and creampie it.

Lots of girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more dudes want to Forrest Gump him.

by Tim Jerome April 3, 2009

money inhaler

Somebody who thinks their shit doesn't stink. Somebody who drives around in a Chevy Malibu with money stuffed in their ears and nostrils. A person who says they just got accepted to Yale, but then you see them 6 months later at the local junior college.

Dr. Anal Vapors is such a money inhaler, he could buy god if he wanted to.

All of these money inhalers are heading out to the Hamptons this weekend for some Botox parties, but I'm just going to sit at home and feel lonely and cry.

by Tim Jerome September 1, 2009

Wal-Mart

Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.

Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.

Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.

by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

sock hop

To masturbate into a sock.

"Let's sock hop!"

"I like to sock hop all night long."

"Sock hopping is fun when you're single."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

Hammy

A person who displays a penchant for LL Bean and Land's End clothes, Hammy's can often be found congregating around coffee shops where acoustic folk music blasts so loud from the overhead speakers that people have to shout in order to be heard. While Hammys usually have an above average IQ, their lagging taste in current popular culture has marginalzed them from mainstream American society.

With-it Person: "Dude, how many times are you going to re-read Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance? Don't you like any of the new writers like Nick Hornby and Dave Eggers?"

Hammy: "Nick and Dave WHO?"

With-it person: "Sheesh!"

Hammy: "Come on! Let's go listen to some Pearl Jam and play hackey sack!"

by Tim Jerome December 18, 2007

kill

Short for killer. Used frequently in the California slacker community to refer to something that is totally radical, gnarly or awesome.

Man, that shit is kill! I gotta get me some of that.

Dude, kill. Did you see that guy on the BMX do a double backflip? I almost showed some wakeful animation for a second.

by Tim Jerome September 4, 2009