Tim Jerome's definitions

Fat Back Truck

Another name for an extra-wide pickup truck with dual rear tires.

"Why do Alex and all his friends drive fat back trucks?"

"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

Hammy

A person who displays a penchant for LL Bean and Land's End clothes, Hammy's can often be found congregating around coffee shops where acoustic folk music blasts so loud from the overhead speakers that people have to shout in order to be heard. While Hammys usually have an above average IQ, their lagging taste in current popular culture has marginalzed them from mainstream American society.

With-it Person: "Dude, how many times are you going to re-read Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance? Don't you like any of the new writers like Nick Hornby and Dave Eggers?"

Hammy: "Nick and Dave WHO?"

With-it person: "Sheesh!"

Hammy: "Come on! Let's go listen to some Pearl Jam and play hackey sack!"

by Tim Jerome December 18, 2007

kill

Short for killer. Used frequently in the California slacker community to refer to something that is totally radical, gnarly or awesome.

Man, that shit is kill! I gotta get me some of that.

Dude, kill. Did you see that guy on the BMX do a double backflip? I almost showed some wakeful animation for a second.

by Tim Jerome September 4, 2009

TIM

An acronym which means:

Tit
In
Mouth

Guy: I like missionary style sex and TIM.

Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.

by Tim Jerome December 18, 2007

Forrest Gump

When you fuck a fat guy's hairy belly button and creampie it.

Many girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more guys would like to Forrest Gump him.

by Tim Jerome March 27, 2009

sock hop

To masturbate into a sock.

"Let's sock hop!"

"I like to sock hop all night long."

"Sock hopping is fun when you're single."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

Tex Mex

Cheap, dirty brown weed from mexico sold in Texas.

Stoner: Yo, mon! Got any KGB?

Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.

Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.

by Tim Jerome February 20, 2008