Tim Jerome's definitions

Boo

A term of endearment African Americans use when referring to each other. It is derived from the word jigaboo and used mostly by black females when speaking to black males.

Black chick talking to either her:

1.) Fatherless son: "Ay, boo. Time for bed.

2.) Boyfriend: "Ay, boo. When do'ya get outta prison?"

3.) Girlfriends: "It's nice to be chillin' with my boos."

by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

Overshare

When you get so drunk you tell a good friend about the time you were crazily in love with an adrogynous looking person who later turned out to be a female. Because of this revelation your drunken confession delves into epiphanies about your latent homosexuality then skips to your past crushes on (and platonic affairs with) older married people before finally detailing your favorite methods for having pillow sex. Instances of oversharing are often followed by headaches, embarrassment, feelings of vulnerability, extensive journaling and/or therapy and (sometimes) long walks alone to find yourself.

You: "...and that is ultimately what led me to realize that I might be gay. Not gay in the David Bowie sense but gay in the bi-curious way. I mean, aren't we all? I want to have a married best friend, but a friend of the same sex who you harbor sexual feelings for...there's just something exciting about that. I guess I've never really admitted this to myself. All the emails, and "dates" and trips with Katie Couric were obviously leading somewhere, but there's something I felt about my male friends that was just... It's like the time in college when I took LSD. I was turned on by the risk of it, like riding a rollercoaster without a safety harness. I mean, I sort of knew I would come out OK afterwards but I also..."

Your friend: (to him-or her-self) Sheesh! what an oversharer. I wish I had a tape recorder.

by Tim Jerome February 18, 2009

Sherrie T

The name of John's beloved purple husky dually.

John: "I'm gonna git me some mud flaps for Sherrie T. I cain't decide yet on the Deputy Dawg or Taz ones."

by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

Fat Back Truck

Another name for an extra-wide pickup truck with dual rear tires.

"Why do Alex and all his friends drive fat back trucks?"

"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

Overshare

When you get so drunk you tell a good friend about the time you were crazily in love with an adrogynous looking person who later turned out to be a female. Your drunken confession delves into epiphanies about your latent homosexuality, your past crushes on (and platonic affairs with) older married people and your dabblings in suicidal behavior. Instances of oversharing are often followed by headaches, embarrassment, vulnerability, extensive journaling and/or therapy and (sometimes) long walks alone.

You: "...and that is ultimately what led me to realize that a homosexual romp with a married best friend could be a character building experience instead of a moral transgression. All the emails, and "dates" and trips were obviously leading up to something. It's like the time in college when I took LSD. I was turned on by the risk of it, like riding a rollercoaster without a safety harness. I mean, I sort of knew I would come out OK but I also..."

Your friend: (to him-or her-self) Sheesh! what an oversharer.

by Tim Jerome October 30, 2008

Smitty

Nickname for someone with the last name Smith.

Some guy: Hey, Smitty.

Smitty: Hey, some guy.

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008