Tim Jerome's definitions
Guy: I like missionary style sex and TIM.
Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.
Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.
by Tim Jerome December 18, 2007
Get the TIMmug. "Why do Alex and all his friends drive fat back trucks?"
"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."
"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."
by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008
Get the Fat Back Truckmug. by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008
Get the Smittymug. Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."
Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008
Get the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug. When you get so drunk you tell a good friend about the time you were crazily in love with an adrogynous looking person who later turned out to be a female. Because of this revelation your drunken confession delves into epiphanies about your latent homosexuality then skips to your past crushes on (and platonic affairs with) older married people before finally detailing your favorite methods for having pillow sex. Instances of oversharing are often followed by headaches, embarrassment, feelings of vulnerability, extensive journaling and/or therapy and (sometimes) long walks alone to find yourself.
You: "...and that is ultimately what led me to realize that I might be gay. Not gay in the David Bowie sense but gay in the bi-curious way. I mean, aren't we all? I want to have a married best friend, but a friend of the same sex who you harbor sexual feelings for...there's just something exciting about that. I guess I've never really admitted this to myself. All the emails, and "dates" and trips with Katie Couric were obviously leading somewhere, but there's something I felt about my male friends that was just... It's like the time in college when I took LSD. I was turned on by the risk of it, like riding a rollercoaster without a safety harness. I mean, I sort of knew I would come out OK afterwards but I also..."
Your friend: (to him-or her-self) Sheesh! what an oversharer. I wish I had a tape recorder.
Your friend: (to him-or her-self) Sheesh! what an oversharer. I wish I had a tape recorder.
by Tim Jerome February 18, 2009
Get the Oversharemug. 
by Tim Jerome March 27, 2009
Get the Forrest Gumpmug.