Tim Jerome's definitions

Wal-Mart

Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.

Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.

Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.

by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

Boo

A term of endearment African Americans use when referring to each other. It is derived from the word jigaboo and used mostly by black females when speaking to black males.

Black chick talking to either her:

1.) Fatherless son: "Ay, boo. Time for bed.

2.) Boyfriend: "Ay, boo. When do'ya get outta prison?"

3.) Girlfriends: "It's nice to be chillin' with my boos."

by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

Fat Back Truck

Another name for an extra-wide pickup truck with dual rear tires.

"Why do Alex and all his friends drive fat back trucks?"

"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

sock hop

To masturbate into a sock.

"Let's sock hop!"

"I like to sock hop all night long."

"Sock hopping is fun when you're single."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

TIM

An acronym which means:

Tit
In
Mouth

Guy: I like missionary style sex and TIM.

Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.

by Tim Jerome December 18, 2007

Forrest Gump

When you fuck a fat guy's hairy belly button and creampie it.

Many girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more guys would like to Forrest Gump him.

by Tim Jerome March 27, 2009