Definitions by Tim Jerome

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

Smitty 

Nickname for someone with the last name Smith.

Some guy: Hey, Smitty.

Smitty: Hey, some guy.

Smitty by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

Sherrie T 

The name of John's beloved purple husky dually.

John: "I'm gonna git me some mud flaps for Sherrie T. I cain't decide yet on the Deputy Dawg or Taz ones."

Sherrie T by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

Boo 

A term of endearment African Americans use when referring to each other. It is derived from the word jigaboo and used mostly by black females when speaking to black males.

Black chick talking to either her:

1.) Fatherless son: "Ay, boo. Time for bed.

2.) Boyfriend: "Ay, boo. When do'ya get outta prison?"

3.) Girlfriends: "It's nice to be chillin' with my boos."

Boo by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

Wal-Mart 

Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.

Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.

Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.

Wal-Mart by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

Tex Mex 

Cheap, dirty brown weed from mexico sold in Texas.

Stoner: Yo, mon! Got any KGB?

Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.

Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.

Tex Mex by Tim Jerome February 20, 2008

Fat Back Truck 

Another name for an extra-wide pickup truck with dual rear tires.

"Why do Alex and all his friends drive fat back trucks?"

"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."

Fat Back Truck by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008