Tim Jerome's definitions

money inhaler

Somebody who thinks their shit doesn't stink. Somebody who drives around in a Chevy Malibu with money stuffed in their ears and nostrils. A person who says they just got accepted to Yale, but then you see them 6 months later at the local junior college.

Dr. Anal Vapors is such a money inhaler, he could buy god if he wanted to.

All of these money inhalers are heading out to the Hamptons this weekend for some Botox parties, but I'm just going to sit at home and feel lonely and cry.

by Tim Jerome September 1, 2009

Forrest Gump

When you have intercourse with a fat guy's belly button and creampie it.

Lots of girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more dudes want to Forrest Gump him.

by Tim Jerome April 3, 2009

Boo

A term of endearment African Americans use when referring to each other. It is derived from the word jigaboo and used mostly by black females when speaking to black males.

Black chick talking to either her:

1.) Fatherless son: "Ay, boo. Time for bed.

2.) Boyfriend: "Ay, boo. When do'ya get outta prison?"

3.) Girlfriends: "It's nice to be chillin' with my boos."

by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

Overshare

When you get so drunk you tell a good friend about the time you were crazily in love with an adrogynous looking person who later turned out to be a female. Your drunken confession delves into epiphanies about your latent homosexuality, your past crushes on (and platonic affairs with) older married people and your dabblings in suicidal behavior. Instances of oversharing are often followed by headaches, embarrassment, vulnerability, extensive journaling and/or therapy and (sometimes) long walks alone.

You: "...and that is ultimately what led me to realize that a homosexual romp with a married best friend could be a character building experience instead of a moral transgression. All the emails, and "dates" and trips were obviously leading up to something. It's like the time in college when I took LSD. I was turned on by the risk of it, like riding a rollercoaster without a safety harness. I mean, I sort of knew I would come out OK but I also..."

Your friend: (to him-or her-self) Sheesh! what an oversharer.

by Tim Jerome October 30, 2008

Nooner

Midday sex.

Come on Al, it's time for my nooner.

by Tim Jerome January 11, 2009

sock hop

To masturbate into a sock.

"Let's sock hop!"

"I like to sock hop all night long."

"Sock hopping is fun when you're single."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

Tex Mex

Cheap, dirty brown weed from mexico sold in Texas.

Stoner: Yo, mon! Got any KGB?

Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.

Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.

by Tim Jerome February 20, 2008