Tim 's definitions

bunk-ball

A sport created in the early 2000's. Using a tennis ball and a car. The best place to play is in a parking lot. The creaters were Adam M. Pete T
and Tim S.

With all the windows down in the car a player (usually the passenger seat position) throws the ball with a great amount of force. The Driver then navigates the car to a position where one of the players has a chance at cathing the ball. If you catch the tennis ball. Start over and try again. The games ends when you dont catch the ball and the driver doesn't feel like stopping to get it.

by Tim July 9, 2004

Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

killa

the best out there; number one

My killa mix lit up the joint last night at the club

by Tim September 28, 2004

Bacon Bits

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

by tim January 15, 2004

upsetness

The condition of being upset. The state of being upset.

The Dr. expressed his upsetness about the lateness of his patient.

by Tim July 7, 2004

ismk.net

1. A horribly designed website, made for the outdated clan ismk, but now it simply exists for no purpose.

2. Sometimes used by the few people that visit ismk.net to insult other things.

1. lol go to ismk.net lol
2. lol ismk.net's better lol

by Tim April 19, 2004

slackness

1. One's level of sexual looseness or skill.

'im one to b' proud of 'is slackness. 'e 'as all dem women. Di ooman dem wanna stamina daddy, ya hear. One wit all day slackness is one 'at stepper

by Tim May 30, 2006