Definitions by Thurston Harde
Cloudman
Regioal slang from Christchurch, New Zealand. A Cloudman is a sleazy walking talking red flag, oblivious to his God tier incel ranking. Serious devotee of the "I'm single, you're single, let's fuck" method of "dating". Firm believer that "If she says no she's just playing games". So low even the Shit City Stem Sluts avoid them.
Fun fact: A high percentage of Cloudmen were named Brendon by the creature that spawned them.
Fun fact: A high percentage of Cloudmen were named Brendon by the creature that spawned them.
Cloudman by Thurston Harde June 19, 2021
Shitcity stem slut
Regional slang specific to Christchurch New Zealand.
Christchurch is affectionately known to many locals as Shitcity due to the city's lack of actual city since a devastating earthquake in February 2011.
A Shitcity stem slut is a special breed of Christchurch meth head known for sucking cock in the hope of a turn on the glass barbecue.
Shitcity stem sluts can be any gender or identify as any sexuality.
Christchurch is affectionately known to many locals as Shitcity due to the city's lack of actual city since a devastating earthquake in February 2011.
A Shitcity stem slut is a special breed of Christchurch meth head known for sucking cock in the hope of a turn on the glass barbecue.
Shitcity stem sluts can be any gender or identify as any sexuality.
Shitcity stem slut by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021
Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams
That serendipitous friend that out of nowhere captivates your soul.
A man with a super strong meme game, and a renowned quick draw on the perfect GIF.
Cultivator of the beard you want when you grow up.
The person that is your first though in the morning and your last thought at night.
A man with a super strong meme game, and a renowned quick draw on the perfect GIF.
Cultivator of the beard you want when you grow up.
The person that is your first though in the morning and your last thought at night.
Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021
Raj the security guard
Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.
Raj the security guard by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021
Christchurch cherry
A very red and round haemorrhoid caused by excessive weight lifting in the gym. Particularly a problem for men not making any gains, and those that skip leg day. Regionally significant to Christchurch, New Zealand, where there is not much else to do but go to the gym if you're a single male.
Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.
Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.
Christchurch cherry by Thurston Harde April 14, 2021
South Island Cherry
My South Island Cherry is a bit ripe after that curry.
Keen to get my South Island cherry popped at PRIDE Week
Keen to get my South Island cherry popped at PRIDE Week
South Island Cherry by Thurston Harde April 13, 2021