Definitions by Thug wanna

Baby dust 

When a man is so old that when he ejaculates, only dust is emitted.

This old guy paid me for a hummer, but only baby dust shot at climax… it was like eating a pixy stick! At least he still paid me! 20 bucks is 20 bucks!

Baby dust by Thug wanna July 13, 2024

Kamalatoe

Nickname for the vice president, referencing the female camel toe.

You see Kamalatoe on the news talking about the space program? Obvious that weed is legal in Washington!

Kamalatoe by Thug wanna July 21, 2023

Going Orca 

Getting drunk enough to nail a fat chick… not just an overweight thick girl, a really obese whale.

Dude, I was so hammered and it was so late, I decided it was going orca time and banged this 400 pounder like screen door in a hurricane!

Going Orca by Thug wanna July 21, 2023

The Gerbil 

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.

Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!

The Gerbil by Thug wanna June 23, 2023

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

Douche Load by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

One Bone

A persons who weighs practically nothing and could be classified as 2 dimensional due to how skinny they are.

Why didn’t one bone show up for work today?

Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!

One Bone by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

Flame Rod

A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.

Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!

Flame Rod by Thug wanna September 3, 2022