Throbbing Monster's definitions

Brazilian ironsides

a sexual act in which the male ejaculates into the female, then kicks her in the ribs, then yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL"

Both my big toe and throat are still bothering me from giving my girlfriend the Brazilian ironsides last night.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

marathonging

wearing the same thong underwear for a period of greater than 36 hours

Due to poor planning and a series of one-night-stands, Lisa has been marathonging for four days.

by Throbbing Monster February 17, 2009

honk-off

To tighten, often a nut or screw.

If you honk-off that penis vice any more I'm going to rupture and nut and I won't be able to screw.

by Throbbing Monster February 10, 2009

Boat-Tail

1971 - 1973 Buick Riviera

Boat-Tails look a fat lot like Mexican Batmobiles.

by Throbbing Monster February 10, 2009

CMS

Columbian Messianic Society. An independent black and white comic. CMS gained instant fame from legal troubles over unauthorized use of the images of JonBenet Ramsey and John Walker Lindh.

Mentally unstable people seem to really enjoy that comic book CMS.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009