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gringet

That hard piece of cartilage, fat, bone, or whatever the heck kind of crap is in your meat that you bite down on it, and it just doesn't chew right. Usually in bad, low quality meat like in McDonalds, the bargain aisle, or your cafeteria.

Bring your spitoon, this stuff is GROSS!
Crunch... "Aw, Crap! I just bit down on a gringet!"
by Thomual October 21, 2005
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convo

Short for "Convocation". The tri-weekly nationally broadcasted chapel service at Jerry Falwells' Liberty University.

All students are required to attend Convo three times a week and have seating sections inside the steal dome called "The Vines". There is a dress code and TV cameras. Approximately 6000 students attend Convo and World renound speakers such as Politicians and Scientists come to speak often.
"I get up every day to attend Convo, I love Jerry Falwell!"
by Thomual October 8, 2005
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indunction munction

n. (In-dunk-shun Monk-shun)

In English, it means, "Induction motion"

(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)

1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.

The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.

The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!

If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.

(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)
Speaker: "Let the Indunction Munction function begin upon the presumption that whomever has the gumption to begin the petition. Shoosh!"

Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"
by Thomual October 7, 2005
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puss

Technical Definition:

The Cellular remains of a wound when large amounts of healing has occured in an infected area, such as a skin sweat or oil duct, a epidermal blood clot, or an ingrown toenail.

Laymans terms: That yellow, slimy, goopy stuff that splatters all over the mirror when you pop a zit, or pick your scabbs, or stub your toe.
"Girls with acne are gross. I just think about all that puss on their faces!"
by Thomual June 13, 2004
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gringet

That hard piece of cartilage, fat, bone, or whatever the heck kind of crap is in your meat that you bite down on it, and it just doesn't chew right. Usually in bad, low quality meat like in McDonalds, the bargain aisle, or your cafeteria.

This stuff is GROSS!
Crunch... "Aw, Crap! I just bit down on a gringet!"
by Thomual October 28, 2005
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cartilage

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.
"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"
by Thomual October 28, 2005
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Yurl

n. noun (yur-l) sounds like girl.

1. A yurl, is an affirmation or a yes vote. Used in place of "yea", "Eye" or "I" in a democratic voting process.

2. adverb. Meaning Yes, or yea. Originated from the word yea.

In an early nintendo based video game featuring comic type characters, the phrase "oh yea" sounded like "oh Yurl". The phrase became a common substitution for any feeling of elation, or need to say yes. Later lenthened to "Yurla", the word also became a common greeting and salutation among members of the collective group called "shoosh".

Yurl differs from yurla in that it can be used as a noun as well as an the adverb and salutative forms that are shared by its close brother yurla.
"We will continue with the public hazing when the Yurls exceed the Blargs"

Speaker: "Do you agree with me or not?"
Answer: "Yurl baby"

See also, blarg, indunction munction, cleavage
by Thomual October 7, 2005
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