Thomas Christian's definitions

assplankton

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

fuckclump

1. A number of bad things happening or grouped together.

2. An uninteligent or uncultured person.

1. "This new Labour government is one big fuckclump."

2. "Jeez, you're such a fuckclump sometimes."

by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

awesulent

A portmanteu word of "awesome" and "excelent," combining the best of both.

Last night was so awesulent, we hooked up with these two hot chicks!

by Thomas Christian July 30, 2007

sounds like a flan

A more accurate version of Sounds like a plan, because it doesn't sound like a plan, it *is* a plan.

Person 1: "Lets go to the movies."
Person 2: "Sounds like a flan!"
Person 1: "Err...great."

by Thomas Christian April 30, 2008

Double five

A high five with two hands, also known as a high ten.

"You scored with those twins? Double five!"

by Thomas Christian January 15, 2009