3 definitions by Thomas Burr
A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.
by Thomas Burr January 15, 2008
Person 1, "Yo, ya hear that fresh 'Lil Afrotard' track, its that crunk deal, yee--aah!!!!!!".
Person 2, "No, I don't listen to Crap Music".
Person 2, "No, I don't listen to Crap Music".
by Thomas Burr January 15, 2008
Driving down the road with friends, when suddenly BAM!! and everyone is shook. "Well, that was a nice Fuckpatch!"
by Thomas Burr January 15, 2008