Definitions by Thomas Burr

Alarmcock 

The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.

A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.

Alarmcock by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008

Crap Music 

The verbally accurate name for rap music.

Person 1, "Yo, ya hear that fresh 'Lil Afrotard' track, its that crunk deal, yee--aah!!!!!!".

Person 2, "No, I don't listen to Crap Music".

Crap Music by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008

Fuckpatch 

A poorly repaired pothole that is either uneven or has quickly reopened.

Driving down the road with friends, when suddenly BAM!! and everyone is shook. "Well, that was a nice Fuckpatch!"

Fuckpatch by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008