Thief Ledger's definitions

Urban pricktionary

When you tell a friend about an idea you had for a word, and they straight up steal it and take full cred for it.

'So I tell him about 'word' and buddy goes behind my back and gets it published. Doesn't even site me! Straight up urban pricktionary!'

by Thief Ledger October 4, 2018

hearritability

When the sound of someones voice makes you immediately angry and brings forth images of physical violence.

I walked in the place and heard his dumb ass talking and immediately my hearritability went dafuq up!

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

coke ghost

When someone takes money to split cocaine and then never comes back to share

'Buddy took $50 from me and lo and behold motherfucka became the coke ghost and never came back'

by Thief Ledger September 7, 2018

Tint

Tint: The more subtle version of throwing shade.

"She went so deep she ain't even throw shade, she tinted that bitch"

by Thief Ledger August 28, 2018

Britcent

The absolutely horrible british accent guys use on dates in public to prove their whimsical.

'I mean he was cute, but he kept using this shitty britcent when he ordered at the bar and constantly said 'cheers' instead of thank you. So fuck that guy'

by Thief Ledger October 13, 2018

HERGATORY

Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.

'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'

by Thief Ledger July 4, 2017