HERGATORY

Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.

'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'

by Thief Ledger July 4, 2017

tupperwhere

The eventual conclusion that no matter how careful you are, the tupperware lids will always be missing.

I went to pack up my sandwich and no fucking lids! More like Tupperwhere?

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

bitch ribs

Someone who,on a regular basis takes everything to heart, and can never take a joke.

'Told him his new haircut kinds sucked and he went full bitch ribs on me'

by Thief Ledger October 4, 2018

incohearant

Losing the ability to hear words when the person speaking is spewing bullshit.

"Shay was all talking shit about you, but I went all incohearant"

by Thief Ledger November 26, 2017

hearritability

When the sound of someones voice makes you immediately angry and brings forth images of physical violence.

I walked in the place and heard his dumb ass talking and immediately my hearritability went dafuq up!

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

Britcent

The absolutely horrible british accent guys use on dates in public to prove their whimsical.

'I mean he was cute, but he kept using this shitty britcent when he ordered at the bar and constantly said 'cheers' instead of thank you. So fuck that guy'

by Thief Ledger October 13, 2018

Tint

Tint: The more subtle version of throwing shade.

"She went so deep she ain't even throw shade, she tinted that bitch"

by Thief Ledger August 28, 2018