hearritability

When the sound of someones voice makes you immediately angry and brings forth images of physical violence.

I walked in the place and heard his dumb ass talking and immediately my hearritability went dafuq up!

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

incohearant

Losing the ability to hear words when the person speaking is spewing bullshit.

"Shay was all talking shit about you, but I went all incohearant"

by Thief Ledger November 26, 2017

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 07, 2018

lemyno

To ask to be kept aware of upcoming events or information.

'If you're hitting the bar after lemyno, I'm down for that'

by Thief Ledger November 20, 2017

HERGATORY

Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.

'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'

by Thief Ledger July 04, 2017

coke slide

Name given to a straw cut up into short sections used to consume cocaine.

'Nah man, put your rolled up $5 away,I already cut up some coke slides'

by Thief Ledger October 05, 2018

daterectomy

Fictional dating site for people who don't want to have kids.

'Like I don't have herpes for postive singles,but I don't want kids like Tinder. Dating site for people that are clean and just wanna bang. It's Daterectomy!'

by Thief Ledger August 11, 2018