Theory's apprentice's definitions

blue susan

The act of taking a cube of extra chunky bleu cheese, sticking it in your partners stinking butthole, and then pulling it out twenty minutes later and making grilled cheese with it. it is widely looked down upon by many as being gross and unhealthy but many others find it to be a tasty treat.

I gave my girlfriend a blue susan yesterday. DELICIOUS!

by Theory's apprentice July 16, 2007

fatass

One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.

Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Gay Gang

A gang of gays that goes around not busting people for money or doing bad things, but insulting people about their clothing and furniture.

Uh oh lock your doors the gay gang is coming again.

by Theory's Apprentice July 24, 2006

fat head

A funny word that is very under used because it doesn't have any curses or dirty words in it.

Me yelling at my brother: YOU FAT HEAD!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Meat sauce

Red sauce with meat in it.

I like meat sauce on pasta.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Chunky Asshole

Gross.

Its like if you have a really gross poop that gets your asshole all poopy but then you don’t wipe at all whatsoever. Gross.

Yea so I was about to toss her salad and then I found out, SHE HAS A CHUNKY ASSHOLE!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006