Theory's apprentice's definitions

blue susan

The act of taking a cube of extra chunky bleu cheese, sticking it in your partners stinking butthole, and then pulling it out twenty minutes later and making grilled cheese with it. it is widely looked down upon by many as being gross and unhealthy but many others find it to be a tasty treat.

I gave my girlfriend a blue susan yesterday. DELICIOUS!

by Theory's apprentice July 16, 2007

Meat sauce

Red sauce with meat in it.

I like meat sauce on pasta.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Snow Tunnel

A tunnel that is made through a pile of snow which accumulates when people pile up snow in one place that they removed from the street.

Yea I made a snow tunnel once. It was ten feet, nine inches long and it was so high and wide that my two friends and I could all fit into it...AWWWW YEAAAA!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

fucking bitch

A combination of the words fuck and bitch that when put together make something that is PURE EVIL!!!!

Fuck you man, fuck you! You know the fuck what, you're a FUCKING BITCH!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.

I have a fetish for buttsmut.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

jerk

A word that is typically used by pussies, women, and Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise talking to the guy who just squirted water in his face: You're...you're a jerk.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006