Theory's apprentice's definitions

Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.

I have a fetish for buttsmut.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Snow day

A glorious day that is celebrated by sledding, having snowball fights, and building snow tunnels.

I had a snow day once, it was awesome..............

by Theory's Apprentice July 5, 2006

40 year old virgin

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

italian

A classification for a type of food that I like a lot.

Me: Hey man did your mom make Italian tonight; I'm very hungry.
Friend: Yea, we're baked ziti.
Me: SWEET!!

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

fatass

One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.

Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

steve carell

He love carpet.
He love desk.
He love lamp.

If you dont get that joke then go see Anchorman and then after that go see the 40 Year Old Virgin and then after that start watching The Office.

I like watching Steve Carell waxing his chest hair off.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006