Definitions by Theo Huxtable

facesit

Or "facesitting". When the person (usually a female on a male, or female on a female), sits on her sex partners face. The person being sat on will either have their nose in their partner's pussy or their nose in their asshole, or their mouth in their partner's pussy or asshole.

She performed a facesit on him because he requested to smell her asshole.

facesit by Theo Huxtable May 8, 2004

bag 

To "bag," or "bagging". To crack jokes by insulting someone or their mother. I believe this is West Coast oriented, as I grew up in Los Angeles hearing this term, but in the military I met people from other regions of the nation who never heard this. But people from California knew what "bagging" meant. Most called it "jone-ing". See dozens, dirty dozens, jone.

Oh, you wanna bag? Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

bag by Theo Huxtable May 8, 2004

black water 

when you have diarrhea so bad that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole, then you look in the toilet and it looks like the black hole.

Chuck: "Are you pissing in there man, what's taking you so long?"
Frostbite: "No dude, i got me a big helpin of black water, damn those chimichangas!"

black water by theo huxtable April 20, 2004