Definitions by Thejumacatedscholar

Eth 

Something you say after a verb if you want to sound fancy and old english-ish

As she walketh with kenneth she smiled.

Eth by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Outside joke 

The opposite of an inside joke everyone knows it and it is not funny at all.

Thats such an outside joke paul.

Outside joke by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Big gay 

What you say your friends have when they are being autistic.

Ryan you are big gay

Big gay by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Endelonfonjidis 

A disease which pertains to when you sneeze with your eyes open and they pop out. It is an uncommon disease but you will not find out if you have it unless you open your eyes and sneeze.

Yes my son was diagnosed with endelonfonjidis he is getting surgery now.

Endelonfonjidis by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Andelontitis 

The disease were you don’t have the exact symptoms for a disease but your parent or gaurdian diagnoses you with it.

Oh yeah timmy has strep we had to call the school.

Did you go to the doctor?

Well no but..

Nah he got Andelontitis with your self prescripting ass.

Andelontitis by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Cooter 

A dog’s no no place (redneck version)

Fido stop licking you cooter !

Cooter by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Ganthropic fondonifilitis 

Something to say to make a person feel sympathy for you or to get out of something you have to do. (If they ask what it means just say your chest was smaller than normal when you were born and you have a hard time lifting things)

No I can’t I have Ganthropic fondonifilitis.

Whats that ?

My chest was smaller than average at birth and I have a hard time lifting things im sorry I can’t help you move your stuff.

Ganthropic fondonifilitis by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019