crinkly wink: a view of someone's anus, particularly if puckered shut and resembling an asterisk (*). (KRIN-kul-lee WINK)(n)
"Yuck! Dude bent over in the locker room and I got a crinkly wink; how do I unsee that? Damn, now I need eyebleach."
by The_Real_Terry September 14, 2020
Targetorb: the distinctive orb-shaped waist-high anti-vehicle bollards installed around the entry doors of Target stores --as compared to the plain concrete-filled pipes typical of other stores' bollards. Targetorbs are usually painted red. ("TAHR-geh-TORB")(n)
The Targetorbs outside Target are kinda cute and every time Bily sees a Targetorb, he wants to climb on it and have his picture taken. Perhaps that's their hidden purpose.
by The_Real_Terry September 18, 2020
CTFD: An intialism for "Calm The Fuck Down" mosty used in chat forums and email, but having some leakage to vernacular usage. (see-tee-eff-dee)(emphatic)
"During the CoVid-19 lockdown panic with all of those empty shelves in the supermarkets, I wanted managers to put up signs link, 'Attention customers: please CTFD, you don't need to buy 25 rolls of toilet paper'."
by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020
tabhole: the main cut-away hole in a pull tab of a beverage can --compare: enhanced tabhole (a gratuitously complex holing, as if complexity of tab hole-making enhances product status; artistic tabhole (a tab hole purposefully cut in an artistic manner --like the Red Bull cans' cutout in the shape of a bull). ("TAHB-hol")(n)
Okay, I actually don't mind paying soooooo much for Red Bull energy drinks because they immediately make me feel like I've had a refreshing nap --and bonus points for the artistic tabhole shaped like a bull. My only qualm is if I'm going to drive in heavy traffic while full of Red Bull, it seems like my anxiety kicks up a notch.
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In the 80s, kids saved up pull tabs which they strung together by putting wire through the tabhole of each tab, so some sort of charity purpose that usually turned out to be just urban legend. People didn't have Snopes to check back then.
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In the 80s, kids saved up pull tabs which they strung together by putting wire through the tabhole of each tab, so some sort of charity purpose that usually turned out to be just urban legend. People didn't have Snopes to check back then.
by The_Real_Terry September 16, 2020
any clump of deodorant which somehow comes into existence and hangs in one's armpit hair, sometimes to detach and fall down a shirt or self-sprinkle out of one's sleeve. Such a fallen deodorugget, in the manner of meteor/meteorite, may be called a deodoruggetite.
(portmanteau word blend of "deodorant" and "nugget")
(n)("dee-OH-dur-UGG-et")
(portmanteau word blend of "deodorant" and "nugget")
(n)("dee-OH-dur-UGG-et")
What's this white crap on the rug? Oh gross, it's a deodorugget someone stepped on --nasty!
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In the shower, Eric was shocked at the number of deodoruggets he discovered clinging to his armpit hair. This led to metaphysical musing about whether the solar system or indeed the whole universe might really just be deodoruggets rolled up in the armpit of some giant cosmic being.
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In the shower, Eric was shocked at the number of deodoruggets he discovered clinging to his armpit hair. This led to metaphysical musing about whether the solar system or indeed the whole universe might really just be deodoruggets rolled up in the armpit of some giant cosmic being.
by The_Real_Terry September 20, 2020
roobah (n)(ROO-bah or ROO-buh): A fictional form of rural Australian mass transit in which a giant kangaroo (a "roo") lets passengers ride in her abdominal pouch as if riding a bus (a "bah" --from "bus") popularized by a 2020 episode of late night Cartoon Network series "YOLO Crystal Fantasy." As the roobah jumped along the road with pouch-passengers aboard, voice and text on screen repeatedly said "ROOBAH, ROOBAH, ROOBAH."
(In Australian accent) "Sarah, the car's out; 'ow are whe gonna git to the Terry Cup match now?"
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
by The_Real_Terry September 14, 2020
roobah (n): A fictional form of rural Australian mass transit in which a giant kangaroo (a "roo") lets passengers ride in her abdominal pouch as if riding a bus (the "bah" --from "bus") popularized by a 2020 episode of late night Cartoon Network series "YOLO Crystal Fantasy." As the roobah jumped along the road with pouch-passengers aboard, voice and text on screen repeatedly said "ROOBAH, ROOBAH, ROOBAH."
(In Australian accent) "Sarah, the car's out; 'ow are whe gonna get to the Terry Cup match now?"
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
by The_Real_Terry September 14, 2020