couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 10, 2005

rabid zebra

Condition that occurs in black males caused by furious masturbation after ejaculation wherein the semen becomes frothy, causing the weiner to appear black and white.

Man, I walked in on Tyrone flogging it yesterday and he had a rabid zebra.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 09, 2005