Definitions by The_Phantom_Shitters

cock demon 

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

cock demon by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

colon demon 

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor

The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!

colon demon by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005