Zaejaphobia

Fear of the letter "Z".

I have Zaejaphobia.

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Dikasholopian

Guy 1: I require sustenance.
Guy 2: You are a Dikasholopian.

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Tuberty is like puberty but reversed basically your voice gets higher and you get shorter untiol the point where you becom a baby

man1: yo man whats going on man my voice sounds like puberty never hat me
man2: yo you motherfucker you got tuberty bitch!
bou: fuck

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guy 1: guy 2 u just eggtarted me bruh stop
guy 2: no way lmao also there's a 47 Inch AU7000 4K Samsung TV stuck in my ass

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hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks

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A company that owns shows like South Park. They also like to take everything

handsome man: *uploads a 4 second clip of south park*
Viacom: omg no jsjsjs *takes down the clip and gives copyright strike*

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