Definitions by TheLobsterCopter5000

John 

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

John by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023

abobonabaguagua 

A sexual orientation invented by Pasta Ssempa on a Nigerian talk show.

LGBTI: Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Abobonabaguagua and Intersexuals. Where is the H?

abobonabaguagua by TheLobsterCopter5000 October 22, 2023

Density 

What some people say when they mean to say destiny. Either a misspelling or misreading. Notable for appearing in Back to the Future and The Simpsons.

Lorraine, my density has bought me to you
I'm your density

Density by TheLobsterCopter5000 August 6, 2023

John Barosa 

Mr. Barrister John Warosa, or simply John Warosa, is a fictional character, created by an unnamed 419 advanced fee scammer, and later co-opted by YouTuber Atomic Shrimp, and has become infamous in the scambaiting community. His backstory varies, but he is usually portrayed as a barrister, or a hypothetical second scammer, attempting to interrupt an ongoing scam. He was immortalised in song by Eric Castiglia's song "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa."

Notably, the spelling of his last name is inconsistent, due to an error on the part of the scammer than originally conceived him, and is spelled both "Barosa" and "Warosa", with the Barosa spelling normally appearing in video titles, and the Warosa spelling appearing in the video itself.

Hi there, I don't remember entering this competition - what is this about? Is your name John Warosa or John Barosa? What is going on? Thanks, Manuel.

John Barosa by TheLobsterCopter5000 January 23, 2021