2 definitions by TheCee

hairracade

Temporary loss of a full field of vision due to ones bangs hanging in the eyes. Common affliction among redneck girls and guys with 80s metal hairstyles.

Officer, I so didn't see that red light 'cause my hairracade was in my way.

by TheCee May 16, 2009

Skanktegory

Classification system in regards to women with an overabundance of makeup, low self esteem, practice sexual promiscuity, questionable personal hygiene, and thoughtless hair styles. Used extensively in regards to rating women with whom Tiger Woods has had relations.

I'd say Lindsey ranks as a 2 on the skanktegory scale; although she may be docked a rank once she gets the paternity test results back from the clinic.

by TheCee January 8, 2010