Duke of Kent

Cockney Rhyming slang for Rent, also refers to the landlord.

"I can't go down the Rub a Dub tonight Reg, got the Duke of Kent to pay."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 12, 2005

So Switzerland

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.

Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.

by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005

Harry and Dick

Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.

"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 12, 2005

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

by The-Twitching-Peanut April 06, 2006