The waffy monster's definitions

Football

A group of grown men kicking an inflated ball of connected fabric scraps.

“Oi man, my favourite football team are playing tonight!!”
“… do I care?”

by The waffy monster April 5, 2022

Trappy chappy

A goofy fellow who is a little quirky but also is a raging Roadman.

“Hey, have you heard that trappy chappy is coming to our town soon?”
“You’d better hide quickly before he finds you….”

by The waffy monster December 17, 2023

Waffy

When someone does an UNBELIEVABLY smelly fart 😧

“Ew did you just hear Harry do a phat waffy???”
“Erm yeah no that’s really strange

by The waffy monster December 18, 2023

Auntie jo

A woman you’ve never heard of before, an odd person who you’re convinced doesn’t even exist.

“Hey have you seen that new girl at our school?”
“Yes, auntie jo is so strange..”

by The waffy monster December 17, 2023