The return of light Joker's definitions

bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008

fly on the wall

an inconspicuous observer, a secret witness

I think there was a fly on the wall when I told mom about the Nigerian email that I had to delete.

by The Return of Light Joker January 23, 2008

turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010

lead

bullets fired from a gun, gun shots

If you don't watch your back you will get hit with lead.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2007

dinosaur

1. a person or organization with very old-fashion values

2. something obsolete, especially a machine

I don't think that dinosaur will help us much.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2011

make waves

to cause a disturbance, to cause trouble

Don't make waves if you want to get through the difficulties.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2008

done by mirrors

done in deceptive way

The work of the organization was often done by mirrors.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2012