The return of light Joker's definitions

do the math

figure things out for yourself

After that where do you normally go. Do the math.

by The Return of Light Joker June 7, 2010

Varmint

a wild animal regarded as a pest by a farmer or rancher (sometimes used with ornery, from vermin, pest)

Get that varmint out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2008

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

pump

1. to copulate

2. the heart

3. to excite

He thought he was pumping with her, but all this time he was showing her his art collection.

by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2009

video chat

1. a webcam based discussion

2. to participate in a webcam based discussion

The latest video chat did more to divide people that unite them under the same cause.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2011

trashy

very low and disgusting

His friends are so trashy.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2009