The return of light Joker's definitions

mash note

a flattering letter or note offering or proposing sex

I'm tired of those mash notes she sends.

by The Return of Light Joker February 6, 2009

avoid like the plague

evade someone or something at all cost

If you see her avoid her like the plague. (example of avoid like the plague)

by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2009

out of gas

exhausted, worn out

Man, am I out of gas.

by The Return of Light Joker June 12, 2009

unt-cay

the vulva or vagina (from Pig-Latin for cunt)

She was walking like she was hiding something in her unt-cay

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2010

marble orchard

a cemetery, a graveyard

You did not think he would really end up in a marble orchard did you.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2009

burr under the saddle

an annoyance or irritation

Aggressive behavior of young employees toward patients has been a burr under the saddle of the mental hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2009

anal applause

an audible release of intestinal gas through the anus

That anal applause would have peel the paint of of the walls of my basement.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2010