The return of Light Joker's definitions

kneecap

1. to shoot someone in the kneecap

2. to stifle someone or something

They were arrested after they were caught attempting to kneecap a homeless man and now face a trial for assault.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2008

country club

pertaining to wealthy people and things that characterize them
(from the term for private, exclusive, recreational sporting clubs)

Don't even bother with those, isolationist, country club types.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011

itchy feet

the desire to travel

He had itchy feet, but couldn't leave due to the state of emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2011

microskirt

a very short skirt(even shorter than a miniskirt)

How can you wear a microskirt in the middle of winter?

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2008

jack with

to mess with someone or something

Some drugs can really jack with your brain.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2011

glamourpuss

a beautiful and attractive female

His sister couldn't have been more of a glamourpuss.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2011

idiot light

a light used to announce a malfunction in a system, especially in a automobile

That idiot light goes on over the smallest things.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2010