The real Teddy's definitions

Coryn

A woman, a thief, a dazzling display of insanity and beauty all bundled up in to a fiery little shit. Coryn is the type of girl who will take you to tinsel town on your first date and leave you there with no phone or sense of direction. She's also the type of girl who will liquor you up and make you play musical chairs with old women. She's a doll. Not only does she make you feel wanted, simultaneously she makes you feel like a drunk girl on prom night.

Coryn, Spawn of satan, I cannot wait for round two, three and many more.

Ps: let that chicken have some air between dunks up your ass.

Man, my ball's are bound up in the worst way.... today's looking alot like coryn.

by The real Teddy October 14, 2018

Coryn

A woman, a thief, a dazzling display of insanity and beauty all bundled up in to a fiery little woman. Coryn is the type of girl who will take you to tinsel town on your first date and leave you there with no phone or sense of direction. She's also the type of girl who will liquor you up and make you play musical chairs with old women. She's a doll. Not only does she make you feel wanted, simultaneously she makes you feel like a drunk girl on prom night.

Coryn, Spawn of satan, I cannot wait for round two, three and many more.

Ps: let that chicken have some air between dunks up your ass.

Man, my ball's are bound up in the worst way.... today's looking alot like coryn.

by The real Teddy October 14, 2018

Bondurant

A person, often weak in stature, who thinks about brash stupid uninspiring nonsense whilst boasting ridiculous dis-proven claims about their sexual prowess.

man, that jackass is siphoning gasoline out with his butthole, what a bondurant

by The real Teddy December 21, 2017