The penis puncher's definitions

Grandmacore

Another word for the vintage aesthetic "Coquette", usually used to make fun of it in a similar way to "farm emo".

The Coquette aesthetic embraces femininity with a 1960s-type vintage aesthetic, usually resulting in what you would see at your grandma's house.

So basically, Coquette looks like if you were to play Lana Del Rey on one of those really old record players with the horn thing and painted it pink and glued fake white roses on it. that's something you would deffinitely find at your grandma's dusty pale-pink house.

Person 1: OMG!!! That house looks soooo coquette <3
Person 2: nah fam, that's just my meemaws grandmacore house from 100 BC.

by The penis puncher March 12, 2023

ship whore

Someone who hops between relationships and friendships too much. It's like a whore but no sex.

Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!

Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.

Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.

by The penis puncher April 30, 2024

Emmett

An energetic boy who claims he's not gay with all of his power but then i write a gay fanfic abt him then him and the friend that was in the fanfic turn gay irl and all that claiming was useless.

Literall meaning: my gay forest-gremlin of a friend irl.

Me: hey Emmett, I heard Skyler slapped ur ass.
Emmett: yeh now im traumatized
Me: we all know you like it, stop pretending.

by The penis puncher November 8, 2022

Gen z

Gen z is usually refered to the generation of people that are lazy and sensitive to everything. The people who say this are most likely millennials that are more sensitive and try to "get hip with the kids", failing miserably and spending their time on urban dictionary because they are angry little pussies that don't know how to grow up.
The reason why Gen z is lazy can't take a fucking joke is because most of them are either burnt out from school or phone addicted little pricks. Also I'm not even gonna lie, most of the "jokes" that Gen z hears aren't even funnier than a brick. Most of them are just literal racism that have a smidge of seriousness.

Person: Haha I'm gonna r*pe you n*ga ur so fucking gay
Gen z person: That's not even funny get a life
Person: You're just being oversensitive you fucking phone addict
Gen z: ...

by The penis puncher June 27, 2024

Arson Frog Girl

When girls on tiktok's only humor is frogs, worms, commit arson, gay jokes and cults. Even though all of those *can* be funny, they are extremely overused.

Girl: lolz be gay do crime!1!! The tap water turns the frikin frogs gae!!!

Teacher: what does the letter A stand for?

Girl: Arson.

Boy: you're such an Arson Frog Girl.

by The penis puncher November 8, 2022

Cursed Urban Dictionary mug

When you search up words in the sex category on Urban Dictionary and they try to sell you this: "Get a love piston mug for your Mom-in-law Julia!"

Person 1: Reads definition of "love Piston"

Urban dictionary: Get a love piston mug for your sister linda

person 2: they are trying to sell you a Cursed Urban Dictionary mug lol

by The penis puncher January 15, 2021

Luna

Luna is a person who has a cool style and likes to do their own thing. They dislike dating DO NOT try to fw THEM. If you try to fw Luna she will appear in your house and kill you. Other than that she's chill

Person: Yo I fw Luna
Leon: You can't do that she will kill you.
Person: game is game- *dies*

by The penis puncher June 27, 2024