Definitions by The padre

cock swaddler 

A perjorative term used to describe a man who touches himself far more than he ought.

Mother:For crying out loud, Jacob is playing with himself again.

Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!

cock swaddler by The Padre October 17, 2009

Bacon Strip 

The bacon strip is the ridge that runs along the underside of a mans testicles and up between the balls themselves to join the base of the penis.

Esteban: "hey Helen can you bring me a band aid, I just nicked my bacon strip while I was trying to shave my boys and the gooch again, theres blood everywhere!"

Bacon Strip by The Padre October 17, 2009

chore play 

Chore play is the activity whereby a man tries to seduce his wife by completing menial tasks around the home which she would usually perfom herself.

Charles: damn it, I spent all afternoon cleaning the bathroom and when Esther came home she never gave me so much as a kiss, i was hoping to get some sweet booty action.

Gaylord: Damn that shit is whack, didn't that bitch know that was meant to be chore play? Hmmm she should have put out aight!

chore play by The Padre October 17, 2009

Bishop Brian 

a term used to describe a known 'self proclaimer' or other person who like to talk themself up.

The term is derived from the name of 'Bishop' Brian Tamaki, leader of New Zealand's Destiny Church, who had himself proclaimed as a Bishop by other self proclaimed Bishop Eddie Long.

Wilhelm: man did you hear Klaus going on about how many girls hes had sex with?

Johannes: Ja! hes such a Bishop brian, we both know hes still a virgin cock swaddler!

Wilhelm: I know, what a little gooch assasin!

Bishop Brian by The Padre October 17, 2009