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Definitions by The only real ninja here

Hitler itch 

The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.
*gets hitler itch*Zing Heil!*scratches it*hi
Lv2 Zombie
Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*
mummy by The only real ninja here January 22, 2010

Gaming pro

The opposite of a pro gamer

this person is good at playing video games even though they don't get payed to do it.
Bob is a gaming pro at super smash brothers.

Gamer's fingers 

What happens to a person who plays video games.Where the fingers get bent from grabbing the controller,overly masturbating and or using a mouse and typing a lot.

Should a person with this condition hold his finger tips approximately 1 inch from each other you could easily insert a controller for a console.They can also easily hold a penis,mouse, or type.

Any gamer reading this right now is testing this.
bob has developed gamer's fingers from 10 years of masturbating and playing Xbox live.

Synchro noob 

a player of yugioh who gets to win almost ever game by useing synchro monsters
bob is a synchro noob for useing snychro monsters.
The act of grabbing the base of a penis and pushing all the blood to the head in order to make it up to 3 times as hard and almost make it "pop"
dude my girlfriend gave me a blowjob while she was cockpoping me.
Cockpop by the only real ninja here December 21, 2009
To force sexual intercourse upon someone.

also serves as a severe double standard

When a man rapes a woman she is scarred for life and causes that man to go to prison where he gets raped in the shower by a black man with a huge cock

when a woman rapes a man it is one of the greatest things that could ever happen to that man.if he should be stupid and retarded and tell on her every friend he ever had should go up to him and kick him in the balls so he could not pass on his stupidity to a new generation.
DUDE youll never guess what happened to me!

what?

this hot ass asian chick raped me

omg where were you when this happened?you know so i could go check it out.
Rape by the only real ninja here December 20, 2009