The mystery 5000's definitions

glowstick

when your girl is about to make you cum, and right as you get to the climax she cracks your dick

Oh my girl did the glowstick on me last night…

by The mystery 5000 November 14, 2022

David

Possibly one of the dumbest,annoying, and least intelligent people to ever exist.
They usually have brown hair and

usually have glasses.

Person: Ughh there’s David

by The mystery 5000 October 15, 2017

Daylan

A Daylan is perhaps one of the dumbest creatures on the planet Earth. Daylan is usually seen in public areas such as Kentucky, USA, and Canada territories.

Person 1: Hey there’s Daylan.
Person 2: He must be from Canada.

by The mystery 5000 October 14, 2017

Ben

A mentally retarded unicorn 🦄 flying through the depths of fire.
If ever in contact with one make sure to scream like a retard

Ahh a Ben

by The mystery 5000 October 13, 2017