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Intercontinental Albuquerque Blast

what is the Intercontinental Albuquerque Blast? Multiple non-explosive missiles that carry nothing but the world's loudest boomboxes that are firmly secured and protected and encased in capsules that use advanced technology to transmit the audio to the outside world
albuquerque on repeat
day and night
for 35 days
It is called the I.A.B for short.
Guy1- DUDE THEY HIT ISRAEL WITH THE INTERCONTINENTAL ALBUQUERQUE BLAST
Guy2- Oh they're cooked this time 💀

Starecrown

1. Noun
A strong drug/substance or a great quantity of a drug/substance that often makes someone trip so hard that they behave like Starecrown from the FNF Mod Vs. Starecrown (ex: Gas Station fent stance)

2. Verb
When someone intends to overdose a drug until they're just like Starecrown (ditto of the explanation above)
Guy1- You got the Starecrown?
Guy2- Yeah it's right here
Guy1- Hell yeah i'm about to Starecrown
Guy2- Me too
Starecrown by The man of potatoes September 20, 2026

Igniting The Wood

1. Term
Used to describe someone who is stroking their soft dick until it hardens, also applies to humping or other methods of gaining an erection, often with no lubricants.
Guy1: Dude i saw Jeff igniting the wood yesterday
Guy2: Shit deadass?
Guy1: Deadass bro

So allow me to elaborate on where i came from

The sentence you say while he is holding up during sex so he can know if it pleases you or doesn't please you. Extremely common for petite women.
Guy - Damn, you tight as hell!
Girl - So allow me to elaborate on where i came from...
Guy - Sure thing girl!

Unjerkoffable

"it had a bunch of effects, it was unjerkoffable"

Schizopornia 

1. Noun
A relationship between two or more people in which sexual fantasy over fictional characters or situations is prevelant
i.e. "me and guy1 have schizopornia"
Guy1 - Dude i wish you were steve minecraft
Guy2 - thats so fricking hot
Guy 1- What if sonic and mario had sex
Guy 2- TRUE
Guy 3- I think yall have Schizopornia

vrickbourlbd 

When a brick is so utterly bound that you can't even spell it right
- Hey dude i heard that vrickbourlbd
- You mean the brickbound?
- Yeah my bad
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