The man of potatoes's definitions

Unjerkoffable

1. Adjective
Unable to be jerked off to

"it had a bunch of effects, it was unjerkoffable"

by The man of potatoes May 10, 2025

Schizopornia

1. Noun
A relationship between two or more people in which sexual fantasy over fictional characters or situations is prevelant
i.e. "me and guy1 have schizopornia"

Guy1 - Dude i wish you were steve minecraft
Guy2 - thats so fricking hot
Guy 1- What if sonic and mario had sex
Guy 2- TRUE
Guy 3- I think yall have Schizopornia

by The man of potatoes May 10, 2025

vrickbourlbd

When a brick is so utterly bound that you can't even spell it right

- Hey dude i heard that vrickbourlbd
- You mean the brickbound?
- Yeah my bad

by The man of potatoes May 8, 2025

Gilongous

The words "giant" and "Enormous" or "long" or maybe all of these 3 mixed together depending on the context, used to describe things which are utterly girthy and long

"BRO I JUST TOOK A GILONGOUS SHIT IN THE TACOBELL BATHROOM"

by The man of potatoes August 12, 2023

GIGABTIC

When you see something so fucking massive and big that you type the word "GIGANTIC" too fast and make a typo

"HOLY SHIT THAT SHIT IS FUCKING MASSIVE ITS LITERALLY GIGABTIC WHAT THE FUCK"

"BRO WTF IS THAT GIGABTIC SHIT IN THE HOME DEPOT TOILET"

by The man of potatoes August 11, 2023

Waltuh

A memey / shitpostey way of saying the name "Walter" which derives from "walter white" from the series "breaking bad", the word "waltuh" itself originating from the "Waltuh, put yo d away waltuh." meme, where the character "Finger" tells waltuh to put his "D" away because hes not having seggs with his right now.

"Waltuh. put yo d away waltuh."

"Waltuh, how you doing waltuh."

by The man of potatoes August 9, 2023

Who asked.

"Who asked" is a Last resort comeback for when a person doesn't have any more arguments.

"Insert super good argument"
"Who asked?"
"I didn't ask."

"You're gay."
"Who asked."

by The man of potatoes May 18, 2023