Definitions by The man of potatoes

So allow me to elaborate on where i came from

The sentence you say while he is holding up during sex so he can know if it pleases you or doesn't please you. Extremely common for petite women.

Guy - Damn, you tight as hell!
Girl - So allow me to elaborate on where i came from...
Guy - Sure thing girl!

So allow me to elaborate on where i came from by The man of potatoes May 9, 2026

Unjerkoffable

1. Adjective
Unable to be jerked off to

"it had a bunch of effects, it was unjerkoffable"

Unjerkoffable by The man of potatoes May 10, 2025

Schizopornia 

1. Noun
A relationship between two or more people in which sexual fantasy over fictional characters or situations is prevelant
i.e. "me and guy1 have schizopornia"

Guy1 - Dude i wish you were steve minecraft
Guy2 - thats so fricking hot
Guy 1- What if sonic and mario had sex
Guy 2- TRUE
Guy 3- I think yall have Schizopornia

Schizopornia by The man of potatoes May 10, 2025

vrickbourlbd 

When a brick is so utterly bound that you can't even spell it right

- Hey dude i heard that vrickbourlbd
- You mean the brickbound?
- Yeah my bad

vrickbourlbd by The man of potatoes May 8, 2025

Gilongous 

The words "giant" and "Enormous" or "long" or maybe all of these 3 mixed together depending on the context, used to describe things which are utterly girthy and long

"BRO I JUST TOOK A GILONGOUS SHIT IN THE TACOBELL BATHROOM"

Gilongous by The man of potatoes August 12, 2023

GIGABTIC 

When you see something so fucking massive and big that you type the word "GIGANTIC" too fast and make a typo

"HOLY SHIT THAT SHIT IS FUCKING MASSIVE ITS LITERALLY GIGABTIC WHAT THE FUCK"

"BRO WTF IS THAT GIGABTIC SHIT IN THE HOME DEPOT TOILET"

GIGABTIC by The man of potatoes August 11, 2023

Waltuh 

A memey / shitpostey way of saying the name "Walter" which derives from "walter white" from the series "breaking bad", the word "waltuh" itself originating from the "Waltuh, put yo d away waltuh." meme, where the character "Finger" tells waltuh to put his "D" away because hes not having seggs with his right now.

"Waltuh. put yo d away waltuh."

"Waltuh, how you doing waltuh."

Waltuh by The man of potatoes August 9, 2023