Definitions by The man of potatoes
Igniting The Wood
1. Term
Used to describe someone who is stroking their soft dick until it hardens, also applies to humping or other methods of gaining an erection, often with no lubricants.
Used to describe someone who is stroking their soft dick until it hardens, also applies to humping or other methods of gaining an erection, often with no lubricants.
Igniting The Wood by The man of potatoes August 21, 2026
So allow me to elaborate on where i came from
The sentence you say while he is holding up during sex so he can know if it pleases you or doesn't please you. Extremely common for petite women.
Guy - Damn, you tight as hell!
Girl - So allow me to elaborate on where i came from...
Guy - Sure thing girl!
Girl - So allow me to elaborate on where i came from...
Guy - Sure thing girl!
So allow me to elaborate on where i came from by The man of potatoes May 9, 2026
Unjerkoffable
Unjerkoffable by The man of potatoes May 10, 2025
Schizopornia
1. Noun
A relationship between two or more people in which sexual fantasy over fictional characters or situations is prevelant
i.e. "me and guy1 have schizopornia"
A relationship between two or more people in which sexual fantasy over fictional characters or situations is prevelant
i.e. "me and guy1 have schizopornia"
Guy1 - Dude i wish you were steve minecraft
Guy2 - thats so fricking hot
Guy 1- What if sonic and mario had sex
Guy 2- TRUE
Guy 3- I think yall have Schizopornia
Guy2 - thats so fricking hot
Guy 1- What if sonic and mario had sex
Guy 2- TRUE
Guy 3- I think yall have Schizopornia
Schizopornia by The man of potatoes May 10, 2025
vrickbourlbd
vrickbourlbd by The man of potatoes May 8, 2025
Gilongous
The words "giant" and "Enormous" or "long" or maybe all of these 3 mixed together depending on the context, used to describe things which are utterly girthy and long
Gilongous by The man of potatoes August 12, 2023