high touch

Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.
William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.
by The mad shatter April 28, 2017
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nope-licate

It's the opposite of duplicate. Instead of something getting done twice it doesn't get done at all.
You asked us both to do something, and we didn't want to duplicate work, so neither one of us did it.

Oh great, so instead of duplicate work we got nope-licate work.
by The mad shatter July 13, 2017
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bombastard

Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing

Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.

If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.
jim is such a bombastard, he annoys the fook out of me
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
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Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina
Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.
by The mad shatter September 09, 2018
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mail fail

Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
by The mad shatter November 15, 2017
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high rise surprise

Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
by The mad shatter November 30, 2017
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Party Waffler

A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.
Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
by The mad shatter September 28, 2018
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