jackastrophe

When a jackass causes a catastrophe

Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

it's not you, it's me

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

mail fail

Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.

Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?

by The mad shatter November 14, 2017

cup check

what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.

Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

Party Waffler

A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.

Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler

by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

Spinner

A wheel that has a free spinning exterior portion so that at stops, it still looks like it is moving. Can be expensive, but you can get cheap plastic hub cap versions at crappy auto parts stores. The plastic ones are often seen on pizza delivery boys' cars

Damn, that hooch has got 3 spinners on her ride. The fourth must be on lay away.

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

barn dance

a euphamism used by rednecks when bragging about having sex with their farm animals

Me and Bessie went to the barn dance last night

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005