Ixl

A stupid fucking website that is useless and doesn't teach kids like it promised.

Why did you get a F? You were supposed to learn, not fail.

The fucking ass-like teacher got lazy and assigned us Ixl instead.

Oh that explains it.

Flag

An endless torture device that is designed to torture and make kids smash computers to bits.

Hey bob why are all the computers in the world smashed?

Kids were on Ixl.

Oh that explains it.

Flag